brave [little] meme

The Cake is a LIE

1. Customer: “Excuse me, but I have a complaint to make.”
2. Me: “Oh, sure. What’s the matter?”
3. Customer: “I heard a group of teenagers over there talking, and they said the cake that you serve is a lie.”
4. Me: “…”
5. Customer: “What exactly do you have to say for yourselves?! I come in here, expecting to find a decent establishment, only to find out you are selling fake food!!”
6. Me: “Um, ma’am. They were repeating a popular phrase from the internet. I can assure you, the cake that we sell very much exists.”
7. Customer: “Prove it! Show me this cake.”
8. Me: *points*
9. Customer: “Oh. In that case you should write a letter to the internet about how they’re making up rumors about your products.”
10. Me: “I’ll… I’ll do that. Thank you.”
11. [found at notalwaysright.com]