brave [little] meme

We're all out of Flux Capacitors

1. Coworker: “Yes, miss. I understand it’s an emergency, But let me ask my coworker. He probably knows what your looking for!”
2. Me: “What’s going on?”
3. Coworker: “This woman was sent in looking for an item. She said it’s called a … a … something capacitor.”
4. Me: “Well, we don’t really carry any capacitors here. That’s more of a true electronics store thing.”
5. Customer: “Please, it’s my son’s birthday and my husband says that we desperately need to find a 120 volt flux capacitor for my son’s Xbox!”
6. Me: “Ma’am, unless you have a Mr. Fusion, I don’t know where you’re gonna need something like that.”
7. Customer: “What do you mean? My husband said this was an emergency! I have been to 3 stores and no one knows what I’m talking about!”
8. Me: *laughs* “Well, your husband sent you for a part to a time machine.”
9. Customer: “I am going to kill that man!”
10. [Taken from the excellent notalwaysright.com]