brave [little] meme

"My iMac Didn't Come With a Monitor"

1. Me: “Yes ma’am, how may I help you?”
2. Customer: “I thought these things came with a monitor? You told me it had a monitor.”
3. Me: “Yes ma’am, it’s one big monitor with a keyboard and mouse.”
4. Customer: “Well this one doesn’t have one.”
5. Me: Um…it’s the big black square on the front.”
6. Customer: “There is NO big black square on here.”
7. Me: “What do you mean? The whole machine is just a monitor; it’s the big black square above the CD Slot and speakers.”
8. Customer: “There is NO big black square. There are no speakers. You told me it came with a monitor.”
9. Me: “Ma’am…the whole computer is just a monitor with speakers and a CD Drive built in. Spin it around; it’s the big black square on the front.” (I can hear her turning the machine around and around, and she starts getting angry with me.)
10. Customer: “Listen, there is no big black square, there are no speakers, and there is no slot for a CD.”
11. Me: “Ma’am…do you have the computer face down on your desk?” (I can hear a big clunk as the flips the computer upright on the desk.)
12. Customer: “Um…I have to go now.” *click*
13. (From the excellent notalwaysright.com)